Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Ecumenical Patriarch bartholomew arrives in New Orleans

Αφιξη του Οικουμενικού Πατριάρχη κ. Βαρθολομαίου στη Νέα Ορλεάνη, την Τρίτη 20 Οκτωβρίου 2009. Τον Παναγιώτατο και την πατριαρχική συνοδεία υποδέχθηκαν στο διεθνές αεροδρόμιο «Louis Armstrong» της Νέας Ορλεάνης ο Αρχιεπίσκοπος Αμερικής Δημήτριος, ο Μητροπολίτης Ατλάντας Αλέξιος, ο Δήμαρχος της Νέας Ορλεάνης Ray Nagin, Ιεράρχες, εκπρόσωποι των τοπικών αρχών και παράγοντες της Ομογένειας.
Ο Οικουμενικός Πατριάρχης κ. Βαρθολομαίος πραγματοποιεί επίσκεψη στις ΗΠΑ από τις 20 Οκτωβρίου μέχρι τις 6 Νοεμβρίου με πρώτο σταθμό τη Νέα Ορλεάνη, όπου θα προεδρεύσει του 8ου Περιβαλλοντολογικού Συμποσίου «Θρησκεία, Επιστήμη και Περιβάλλον». Θα επισκεφθεί επίσης τη Νέα Υόρκη και την Ουάσιγκτον.


  1. Got Pope, Need no Bart. The Holy Father gone to Turkey to redeem and consecrate the Greeks, so don't need no more soviet temples. Don't need no gyro blimpie Bart when got a regular Pope without the diner attitude. My pop kept hitting momma with a skillet on the head. Friends ended up in the hospital after their pop beat them. Pops got drunk and ruined my first car. Killed two cats and a dog, thrown out the window. Neighbor drowned the canaries in ouzo, lit, ate them. Ma overdid whip so she could give less pie. All our stuff came pilfered, with logos. Greeks overcook all meat so no one knows is bad. Another banned tenants flushing toilet paper. Waiters inpune sanitation because "dirty is natural and healthy." Priests just answered "behave, respect, tradition!" Now priest comes "no intercommunion!" Where was he when we needed him to protect us from our crazy parents? Don't sell me "educated Greeks" because we know all them Trojan Horse cheated on the exams. Besides it's just TV repair school. Remember all those jailed old disco Greeks, tax cheats to "protest" Jerome Ford stopping the Trojan Horse in Chyprious? We can't get good jobs because no one trusts Greeks, because of Trojan Horse. They always faked reading Greek. That's why we borrowed regular Catholic books instead of read Greek. Sure, we sacrifice to Greek myths three times a year to please yiayia, and she's nun the wiser when we go to regular Catholic Mass on Sundays when she bummed from bouzaki dances. Ain't need no more Bart, just the regular Pope. That's why we all married regular Catholic when we grew up. So they can trust us.

  2. The Gangreen Papotricharch on the environment, Olympia Buckles Snow on health care, and Arriana Stashingolives Huffington on Fox prove that we must evangelize Greece for the Gospel and capitalism. Their Orthodox faith is the root harlot of communism!Palamite Zealotes massacred Thessalonian aristocracy in preparation for Cantacuzene usurpation which brought about hesychast hyperventilatory hallutination. This soviet socialism motivated Anatolian farmers to embrace Turks in the 1400s to avoid redistributative taxation and then for liberated mainlanders to migrate to Smyrna in the 1800s.